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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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