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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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