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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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When is hair like a sink full of dirty dishes?

When it is disheveled.

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