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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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