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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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