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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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