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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What kind of sea does not tell the truth?

Hypocra-sea.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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