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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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