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What do you call a son who agrees to set the table, and one that refuses?

The first is a setting son, and the second is an upsetting son.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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