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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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