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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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