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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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