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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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