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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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