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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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