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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Why was the doctor (who nobody went to) eager to retire?

Because he no longer had any patience.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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