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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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