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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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