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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What kind of sea does not tell the truth?

Hypocra-sea.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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