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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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