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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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