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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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