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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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