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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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