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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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