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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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