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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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