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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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