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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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