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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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