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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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