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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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