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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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