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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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