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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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