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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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