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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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