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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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