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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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