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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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