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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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