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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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