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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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