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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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