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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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