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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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