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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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