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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Gaucho Marx

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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