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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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