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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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