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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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