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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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