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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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