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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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