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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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