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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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