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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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