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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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