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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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