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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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