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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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