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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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