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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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