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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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