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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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