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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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