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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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