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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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