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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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