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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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