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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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