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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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