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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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