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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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