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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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