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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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