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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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