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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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