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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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