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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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