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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Where do people in Slepe, England go at night?

They go to Slepe.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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