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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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