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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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