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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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