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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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