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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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