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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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