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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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