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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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