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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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