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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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