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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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