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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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