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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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