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Rock and roll.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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