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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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