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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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