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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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