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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What was Maxwell Katz's nickname when he became King?

Reigning Katz.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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