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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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