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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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