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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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