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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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