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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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