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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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