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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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