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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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