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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What is a company that rents DAF trucks by the day called?

Daf Yomi.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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