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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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