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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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