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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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