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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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