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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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